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H A P P Y N E W Y E A R :)

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Selamat Hari Raya

(or is it Haji?)

Its the first day of 2007 and this means that.. .. school begins on Wednesday. (yes damnit) It's gonna be another long mundane routine of school year again for us.

Anyway, Im like back finally, after a fantastic holiday! So I'm here to uodate some of the amazing stuff that I learn.

No. 1 Look right then look left when crossing the road in China won't be necessary. Once you've looked right as you step out, bang!, byebye, you're dead because the vehicles go in opposite direction from Singapore. So you're supposed to look left then look right.

No. 2 In such a cold climate, everyone gives off smoke or whatever you call that white wispy thing when you breathe out. So from the back, it's virtually impossible to tell whether someone is smoking or they're just breathing.

No. 3 It's really true when the government says that Singapore has international recognition. All the Shanghainese know there's a Singapore, they just think that it's a part of Indonesia, that's all. So if ever there's a World War, be rest assured, we're safe, nobody knows where Singapore is.

No. 4 Most of the people are really AMAZE when most of the Singaporeans are Chinese. Might be wise to take a bamboo rod along and teach them a lesson on racism.

Your Maintainer,

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